Mayor's Race Heating Up

July 7, 2009

For Immediate Release

Houston - Citing a lack of true leadership in the current field of Houston mayoral candidates, President Joseph Charles of Royalty today boldly declared his candidacy for the November ballot.

“For too long, we have allowed our local leaders to be abducted, have their organs removed, and returned to office as puppets of the global mafia. Though I realize I am jeopardizing my own safety by way of this undertaking, I have never shied away from my aristocratic calling to lead,” said Charles, who has been recognized for his leadership ability by an advanced species of interstellar travellers.

As the actual President of the United States and a volunteer voter registrar for the County of Harris, President Charles brings to the race an unparalleled record of proven public leadership and international knowledge. “I stay on Antoine,” added Charles.

Charles has already assembled an impressive leadership team of respected business and community leaders. Fundraising efforts will be headed by Senator Robert Horton. “I’m spending millionses,” said Horton. Horton expects to tap recources beyond the confines of traditional Houston political circles: “I make monies in every time zone".

Noted journalist and children’s literacy advocate Lady Paula Merry Mayowa-Harrison joins the campaign as Communications Director, bringing a special perspective on race relations between African-Americans and Cajuns. The Policy Team will be led by regional Flooding expert Charles Hixon, a frequent advisor to Harris County Commissioners Court.

In conclusion, Charles stated: “I have in my hand a letter, which has been received by the City Legal Department, which contrary to what has been stated, clearly demonstrates as I”

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